The Creator of Deadliest Catch

Thom Beers

The whitest man alive today.

The previous recorded held by Bernie sanders

Mr.Thom will shoot anything with any hint of darkness,  He has been known to have killed his own shadow with a single bullet. He is also known to have destroyed a entire army of ninjas in black outfits. He made the famous show of deadliest catch. He said his inspiration to make this show is to feast on the white meat of the crab and gain its powers.